Conversation at our house

Squirt:  "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
D:         "Ven, Squirt, te voy a alimentar."
Squeak: "No, Dada, tu no puedes."
D:          "Por que no?"
Squeak: "Porque no tienes grandes senos."
D:          "Quien tiene senos grandes? Pip, tu tienes senos grandes?"
Pip:        "Si!"
Squeak: "No, Pip no tiene grandes senos!"
D:          "Nena, tu tienes senos grandes?"
Pip:        "Si!"
Squeak: "No! Solo Mami tiene grandes senos."

We're glad we all know where the best food comes from!

Here's the translation (although it's not as funny in English, in my opinion!):

Squirt:  "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

D:         "Come here, Squirt. I'm going to feed you."

Squeak: "No, Dada, you can't."

D:          "Why not?"

Squeak: "Because you don't have bigbreasts."

D:          "Who has big breasts? Pip, do you have big breasts?"

Pip:        "Yeah!"

Squeak: "No, Pip doesn't have bigbreasts!"

D:          "Nena, do you have big breasts?"

Pip:        "Yeah!"

Squeak: "No! Only Mami has bigbreasts."

 Part of the humor of the Spanish version is how Squeak kept saying, "grandes senos" instead of "senos grandes"--it's hard to translate that.